Hey you in the left lane...yeah, its me again

Here's my deal...the rules say slower traffic move right. Not slower traffic move right unless you are hovering somewhere around the speed limit in a ineffectual attempt to police the speed of those around you. Not move over into the fast lane so that you can take time to get on the phone and forget your whole purpose...which...you know...is DRIVING! That does not play in my game. But by all means feel free to flip the bird, yell, scream and honk when I whip around you before you even have the chance to cut me off. It makes my day...really. Its the reason I bought a car capable of very quick bursts of speed. Thanks, we'll meet again.